Loser Lesbian Vampire (2026)

Carmilla, a centuries-old vampire, nurses an all-consuming crush on Laura, a magnetic writing student. Unable to act on her feelings, Carmilla spirals into self-destructive distractions: a sexual entanglement with Molly, a closeted Mormon lesbian whose blood carries the flavor of repression, and a string of murders targeting men — despite finding masculine blood viscerally repulsive. As hunger and heartbreak collide, Carmilla's immortal existence unravels in a darkly comic, blood-soaked meditation on queer desire, self-sabotage, and the monsters we become when we can't have what we want.